OREN is leaving us for the season, so here's what the crew has to say:
Dude, bye! Drink water, not urine! (you'll need to recall our lunchtime conversation to not be confused and appalled and distasted by this) Learn lots of Wesleyan things and stay cool as a cucumber in the cooler with the coolness turned up.
Yo, Oren, so, washing station conversations are going to be slightly more boring without you around. And I'll vaguely miss constantly being challenged on nerdy topics that I can normally fake my way through. So, enjoy acruing college debt but have fun doing it! Hasta luego-
Good job smelling great this year, and keep up with the magic deodorant, it works wonderfuly. I'll be waiting to see your inflatable flip-flops on the market. Have fun at school. Bye bye.
Gonna miss you here on the farm and sitting somewhat nearby the "cool table" at lunch. Have fun at college and be sure to keep wearing that sweet deodorant. Don't forget the hot peppers and tango!
Oren,been nice to know ya, gonna miss your geeky puns and oversized wit here on the farm. been nice to have you as both an employee and friend.
We're sorry to see you go; you've been an excellent worker and supplied us with excellent conversation and insight here on the farm. You're company will be sorely missed. Hopefully you have enjoyable adventures ahead of you! We hope you come back to us some day soon.
- The Blomgrens
Bye Oren! Have fun at college studying all those majors. I'll be safe from thinking that Ted is coming every time you whistle, and I expect some Tango lessons someday.